Why is the rum gone?

Arr, mateys! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ye landlubbers may address me as:

My pirate name is:

Mad Bess Read

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

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