A window into the life of a thirtysomething professional geek, wife and mother, stitcher, bibliophile, old-school gamer, and whatever other roles she finds herself in.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Book 'em!

Monday night we got back from a trip to the UK. Trip report will be forthcoming (so watch this space). While on travel, I read a few books, so just a few sentences about each:

  • Storm Front - Jim Butcher: The first book in the Dresden Files series. Harry Dresden is a wizard, consulted by the Chicago PD whenever there's something...unusual...in one of their cases. In this case, a double-homicide.
    This book, the first of 11 (soon to be 12, I think), was a lot of fun to read. Good brain-candy, in a way. There was also a short-lived Sci-Fi Channel series based on the books, also called The Dresden Files. You can find the series up on YouTube. Well worth checking out, on both counts.

  • The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde: The first in the Thursday Next series. Set in an alternate England where literature is a big deal, temporal/spatial anomalies are common, and messing with classics (forging originals, faking works by well-known authors, etc) is a big deal, Thursday Next is a detective trying to figure out who is kidnapping major characters from classic novels.
    This book was decent, and definitely had an infusion of puns and absurdities in it (think Shakespeare's _Richard III_ being performed in similar fashion to _Rocky Horror_ with audience participation), but for some reason it didn't really engage me. And I wanted it to. Not sure why. I don't begrudge the time reading it, but I don't know that I'd pick up the rest of the series.

  • Catherynne Valente's "Orphans Tales" duo: In the Night Garden and In the Cities of Coin and Spice": A young girl has been exiled to a palace garden for her strange mark - on her eyelids are tattooed multiple stories.
    These two books, telling stories within a story, is very similar in fashion to the Arabian Nights, and many of the tales lead to other tales (so you sometimes have a story within a story within a story within...well, you get the picture). The prose was beautiful, the tales wove together well, and I found it very enjoyable. Definitely worth reading for lovers of fantastic tales. (This was also #3 completed on my 101List :)

  • Inkheart - Cornelia Funke: First book in the Inkheart trilogy. A young girl's father has the unusual ability to read aloud such that he can bring characters to life. Literally. When her father is kidnapped by one villainous character he's read into being, the quest begins to rescue him and stop the villain.
    One of the more recent entries into epic children's fiction, I read this in its entirety during the long layover in Atlanta, and enjoyed it. It's not tremendously high fantasy, but it was a fun read. I can also definitely relate to the book-obsession displayed by several characters in the book. This book has also been made into a movie, apparently, but I've not yet seen it.

    So, dear readers - what is on *your* summer reading list?

  • Thursday, June 18, 2009

    Cool link...

    Stumbled upon this today, a gentleman playing a medley of 80's hits....ragtime.
    Some people are rather talented!


    Just too cool not to link. Enjoy.

    Monday, June 01, 2009

    It's that time again....

    Hurricane season kicks off today. Whee. Such is life, though, living in Florida.

    It's been nearly a month since I posted last - as I get older, I find time slips away from me more and more.

    So, lucky readers, instead of a cohesive post,you get...the dreaded bullet list! (*cower*)

  • Saw the new Star Trek movie. It was enjoyable, more so than I was expecting. DD has now gone nuts over Spock. So I did what any responsible parent would - pointed her at the Star Trek original series playlist over on YouTube!

  • Also saw the new Pixar movie Up. I had high hopes, and Pixar came through once again. This was a cute, touching movie, and I admit I cried a bit at points. And Pixar's animation standards continue to be very high.

  • Am currently reading the latest Sharon Kay Penman book, The Devil's Brood. Historical fiction about Henry II and Eleanor of Aquitaine, and their children. If you've ever seen the movie The Lion in Winter, you'll be familiar with the main characters, but don't be surprised if the characterizations don't completely match up with the movie. Penman does do her homework research-wise, though, and she's very solid. I highly recommend her if you like historical fiction.

  • DD is *ten* now. Where has the time gone?? She wanted to go to Margaritaville (the Jimmy Buffett-themed restaurant) for her birthday so we took her and her best friend out to Orlando. A good time was had by all.

  • Addendum (6/1, 18:40): Made homemade pulled pork from a Good Eats episode. Time-intensive but oh so worth it.

    That's all for now!

  • Saturday, May 02, 2009

    Fast finish!

    Well, day 2 into my new 101List, and I already have a completion.

    #100: Get 45mpg on a tank of fuel.

    We drove up to Jacksonville to take DD to a music competition, and spend some time with DsS and his GF. It was a fun trip.

    We refueled when we got back to town. 400 miles on the trip....8.69 gallons. For a wonderful 46.0 mpg.

    I love my hybrid.

    Thursday, April 30, 2009

    Yes, I'm a list person...how'd you guess?

    My "101 Things in 1001 Days" list expired last week. Of the 101 things on the list, I managed to accomplish 38 of them. Of other lists I've seen folks do, 35-40 seems to be typical for completion, so that's not so bad.

    It could be argued that I'm a glutton for punishment, but I made another list. Many of the tasks I didn't complete last round I have rolled over to this one. There are also a few tasks that I included that I did complete last round, but that it never hurts to do on a regular basis (for example, #5 - culling my wardrobe).

    So...we'll see how this round goes!

    Tuesday, April 21, 2009

    Another culture rant...

    My apologies, but I feel the need once again to rant about the media's distorted perceptions of beauty.

    Surfing the various news websites, I saw a photo essay headline that read "Full Figured Fatales". Huh, maybe people are realizing that maybe skinny isn't necessarily beautiful....

    I couldn't have been more wrong in my assumptions. Featured in this photo essay....Kim Kardashian and Brooke Hogan.

    ExCUSE me?? "Full figured" my @$$. Queen Latifah is full figured. Sarah Ferguson is full figured.

    Talentless size 2 bimbos who wouldn't even be noteworthy except for famous relatives or being stupid enough to have themselves taped doing the nasty are *not* "full figured". And having plastic accessories in one's frontal area does not make one 'full figured' either.

    Perhaps fortunately, in a few years people stumbling across this entry will likely say of them "who were they, anyway, and why did people care?".

    And why do I care, even?

    Because I have a 10yo daughter who thinks she's fat because the whole damned culture is being bombarded by this insane and warped perception of what constitutes "beauty". She deserves better than that.

    Your daughters deserve better than that.


    On the other hand...
    If you need a palate-cleanser, check out this YouTube clip of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. At the beginning, the audience has obviously discounted her based on looks....until they hear her sing.

    Just go have a listen. It'll be worth it, I promise.

    Friday, April 17, 2009

    Short fiction time!

    Once in a great while I get the urge to write, by some internal inspiration. Or occasionally external impetus.

    The following short story is more a product of the latter. One of the WoW blogs I read, Big Bear Butt, hosted a creative writing contest. The prize, a copy of Arthas: Rise of the Lich King by Christie Golden.

    I've decided to post my submission here as well, though if you're not interested in Warcraft lore, you may just decide to skip this entry...
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    ILL WIND
    by Clioratha of Elune
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    Dawn broke, an explosion of color in the sky. It had been a long night, and I welcomed the chance to rest for the day. Preferably somewhere away from the smoke and carnage of the night's work. Wandering into the woods, upwind of the horror, I selected a sturdy tree, climbed up and made myself comfortable. Nyx followed with her usual feline grace, sprawling herself out on a sun-dappled branch near me.

    "Hedonist", I murmured with a playful pat to her side. Nyx purred happily, closing her eyes to enjoy the morning.

    I closed mine as well, feeling the gentle caress of the breeze on my skin, listening to the whisper of the leaves, the earthy scent of the woods reminding me of home... My mind began to wander, back to more peaceful times. My people are immortal, and if we could not selectively shelve unpleasant memories for a time, we would all surely go mad.

    My reverie was interrupted by voices. Human, by the language. And a heated discussion, at that.

    "This prophet is right - we should leave for the west." Female. The voice of one accustomed to power and her own will.

    "By the Light, Jaina! I cannot just leave my people!". Male. Deep, for a human. Anger. Frustration.

    My rest thus disturbed, I had no choice but to overhear. Their words might be alien, but the tone was one of dispute, the voice of the female becoming tinged with desperation, the male's frustration rising in answer.

    "I go, Arthas. With *or* without you.". A tone of finality in the female's voice, footsteps rustling the fallen leaves in a fading echo. Good, perhaps now I could return to my repose.

    *SLAM*. My perch shivered with the force of a sudden blow, and I looked down to find a human male, clad in the heavy plates of metal that they so favor, clenched fist pressed against the trunk of my tree. His head bowed, he seemed to be mumbling to himself, and I recognized the male voice I had heard earlier.

    I shifted to keep this human in view, and Nyx yowled in surprise. Turning to apologize for having pinched her tail, I didn't notice that I had attracted attention of my own. Turning back to the human, I found eyes the color of the morning sky looking up at me.

    "So, elf...since everyone else seems keen to offer me advice, you may as well take your turn." Bitter, frustrated.

    I may as well, I thought, since it appears I will get no rest otherwise. Sighing inwardly, I leapt down. Nyx followed, overturning my quiver and spilling arrows in a spray around the base of the tree. Heedless of her mess, she stood beside me, butting her head against my hip. Idly I scratched behind her ears, while meeting the human's gaze.

    His eyes flickered but briefly on the strewn arrows. "You were there last night?"

    I nodded, recalling the wave of fearless creatures that burst suddenly upon the human settlement they called Hart's Glen.

    "Then you understand why I cannot leave my people." He continued to speak, seeming more to address himself than me. I could not follow his every word - the human language is still new to me - but it seemed that he spoke of a disease, or a curse, that turned living people into mindless dead. And that this disease was now in the very food people ate.

    Food that was then delivered to these human towns...

    With a shock, some of the strangeness began to make sense. The creatures last night were not fearless, but mindless. Dead. My stomach roiled with the memory of the carrion-stench that surrounded them. How had I not realized sooner?

    Spread in the food, not just the humans were susceptible. I had seen a hound, rabid and ravaged by mange, wandering along the road. I had granted the poor beast a quick and merciful death...but perhaps it was not mange, but the decay of death? What fiend would so disrupt the balance of nature, forcing even beasts into this corruption of neither life nor death?

    "Do you know who makes this....un-life?", I asked, searching for a suitable word. Some concepts should never exist to need words.

    "Mal'Ganis", he spat, as if the name alone had a foul taste.

    "This must be stopped." How far would this perversion spread, if left unchecked?

    A thin smile touched his lips. His eyes, I realized, were not the color of morning...but of ice.

    "By the Light, I will stop him. I will avenge those who have fallen!". He drew his sword, raising it in challenge to the very sky. The morning rays reflected off the blade, and I blinked at the brightness.

    "I will lose *no more* of my people to be his slaves in undeath!" And as abruptly as he had arrived, he slammed his sword back into its scabbard, spun on his heel and strode off.

    I watched him go, this strange, driven human with the golden hair and heart of fire.

    "Elune light your path", I whispered to his departing back, hoping that he could indeed stop this blight of un-life that had entered the world.
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    I didn't win, but I had fun writing. Good to let the muse out once in a while.

    Wednesday, April 01, 2009

    Five years...

    No fooling, today is the 5th blogiversary of Alternate Dementia!

    Certainly my writing frequency has tapered off since that first post, and my readership has doubtless changed. Still, it's been a fun ride so far.

    Today is also, of course, April Fool's Day, and DD managed to pull one over on me this evening. On the drive home, she told me she needed a particular dish washed, and somehow over the course of the conversation I'd convinced myself she must have put a fake roach in the cup or something, so I had the dish in question fully expecting a bug of some sort.

    No bug in the dish, so then I thought she might have put something up under the faucet, and was expecting that then I turned on the water...

    ....and got my shirt soaked! She'd taped down the handle on the spray-hose that many kitchen sinks come with, and had focused it to spray right where I'd be standing! We had a good laugh at that....and another one when DH also got a shirt-full when he came to see what we were laughing about.

    As for me, I don't have a true trick, but more of a variation on things...

    Tonight's dinner is.....albino chili!

    Albino Chili
    2 lb ground poultry (I'm using 1 lb turkey and 1 lb chicken tonight)
    5 cans of white beans (tonight: navy, chickpea, great northern, white kidney)
    1 packet leek soup mix
    2 cans cream of chicken soup
    green chile powder (I also have jalapeno seasoning somewhere but can't find it...)

    Brown the meat, drain. Add the chile powder and leek soup mix until meat is seasoned, then add the beans and cream of chicken soup. Let simmer for 20 minutes or however long you like your chili. Heat can be increased by adding more green chile powder or green chiles or jalapenos as desired.

    Looks innocuous, but with much room for trickery.

    Thursday, March 19, 2009

    If a picture is worth 1000 words...

    ...many pictures must speak volumes!

    I finally got fed up with KodakGallery's increasing controls on album sharing - I can no longer direct-link to my gallery, but have to basically make a slideshow and 'share' it.

    Enough of that - I've started moving my pictures off to my own webspace (may as well use it, right?). It is still very much a work in progress, and very few of the pictures are actually labelled, but they are now viewable at:
    http://www.clioratha.net/galleries

    I think I should have labelling/organizing them on my next 101List (I have about a month left on my current one). I also hope to put the travelogs online and link them in with the relvant galleries. In the meantime, enjoy!

    Tuesday, March 17, 2009

    Under pressure on St. Pat's Day

    Not me, my corned beef! Our local Irish place is always insanely packed on St. Patrick's Day, so I'm making my own corned beef and cabbage.

    Right now I have a corned beef brisket, some seasonings, and a bottle of Smithwicks in my pressure cooker, which is merrily steaming away. After about an hour, I'll pop the lid, throw in the cabbage and carrots (I was a dork and forgot potatoes), and put it on for another 5-10 minutes. We'll see how it turns out - last time I made corned beef in the pressure cooker it turned out fairly well, so I am optimistic about the results.

    It's certainly smelling quite nice at the moment!

    In any case, there's a Guinness with my name on it in the fridge, so life will be good later no matter how it turns out.

    Slainte!