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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Consulting the Oracle...

This seems to be going around, so I figured I'd give it a go in lieu of something more entertaining...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clioratha!

  1. Clioratha was originally called Cheerioats.
  2. Clioratha is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
  3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Clioratha.
  4. Clioratha can live for up to a week without a head!
  5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Clioratha.
  6. Antarctica is the only continent without Clioratha.
  7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Clioratha.
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Clioratha.
  9. The colour of Clioratha is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  10. The only Englishman to become Clioratha was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Clioratha from 1154 to 1159.
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Random thoughts:
1) That doesn't jive with the name on my birth certificate...perhaps my mom is holding something back!
2) I don't have any pink feathers - must mean I'm not eating enough shrimp!
3) I believe it's called an 'X' chromosome.
4) It certainly seems like it some weeks!
5) Count me in the 45% who didn't know the sun was made out of me!
6) Well, I certainly have no pressing plans to visit there.
7) Heh. All those satellites are the items on my 'To Do' list!
8) This is a grievous oversight! We *must* remedy this! We have to go to Europe because it needs me! (Yeah, that's the ticket!)
9) All those myths about redheads.....
10) I am Clioratha, and Clioratha means me. Accept no substitutes.

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